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Date:2004-09-30 06:38
Subject:HOT!!
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Mood: awake

HOT DAMN!

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette
username
you went to bed feeling
You began to dream aboutmonkeyonmyface
who wasdominating you
inyour bed
withan animal
which made youtwitch
but was interupted byfakesunglasses
who began toparticipate
You awokehorny
and you hopethat dreams do come true
chance of that happening:: 62%
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Your LJ Prison by redfrog021
Username
Favorite Deadly Sin
You are convicted ofBuggery of a Midget Clown With a Balloon Amimal
And sentenced to15 years
Wardenwildinnocence16
Abusive redneck guardazailin
Easy to bribe guardcrayonthoughts
Cellmatepinkunekosama
Wants to make you their bitchsuperllama1
Drops soap in the shower on purposemew
Works in the laundry and smells people's undiesidreamofnikki
Comes to see you for 'conjugal visits'ilusionstheyfly
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Date:2004-09-30 06:22
Subject:
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Mood: awake

i woke up and noah called saying his car broke down.
al merv and i drove down to north carolina and picked him up.
pack his shit into the car, and ditched his car because it was a piece of shit anyways.
i tried hitchhiking for like 3 minutes. then walked back to the car and we left.
al wouldn't stop at waffle house (MY FAVORITE PLACE) he's so mean.
dennys.
al bought the necronomicon and my life has been a living hell ever since.
it's the evilist book ever...
i love it.

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Date:2004-09-20 02:25
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What Makes You Sexy?
by dollface04
Name
Gender
Physical AppearanceYour Hair
Special TalentsFlirting
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Date:2004-09-13 05:02
Subject:
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Mood: blah

me alex jeremiah and camille swung sharp objects at furniture today. all of patty's old furniture...we FUCKIN destroyed it. it was fuckin awsome. and then we had to clean broken furniture and glass. i just finished getting some out of my skin not too long ago. awsome.

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Date:2004-09-13 05:00
Subject:
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Mood: aggravated

i nocked some ladie's purse over and she didn't noticed. i went to pick it up and everything spilled out of it...it was awsome.

and then i lauged.

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Date:2004-09-13 04:45
Subject:
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Mood: anxious

i thought this was funny...


Who will give you an orgasm?
by leslie13
Name
Age
Virgin?
So, who will make you moan?That teacher that failed you.
How?Kisses...just kisses.
Will it be good?It'll be fucking amazing!
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Date:2004-09-03 02:46
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: awake

i've been getting a whole lot of NOTHING when it comes to the sleep department. i'm up for three days at a time before i ever get any sleep now. fuckin rediculous. skipped out on my second class today to have lunch with Diane. don't see too much of her anymore. came home did some work. sister stopped by. rayshaun stopped by. al picked me up and we went to rosslyn. drove up and down M street blasting oldschool shit like under pressure and sinatra's under my skin. hooked up with parisa and got lost in dc. dropped al off, picked up more heads, got lost in dc again. took a pic of THE coolest bum in DC as he gave me some directions. stopped at a pizzeria on a corner of P street. some dudes got into an arguement and finally one guy left in his car. good thing for the other guy cause he looked scared like a bitch. i kept laughing at him as i shared a pizza with a homeless guy. then the guy who left in his car came back--he kept driving around the pizza place cussing his ass off. i was the only one that knew he was actually a cop, cause i was talkin to him inside. drove around a little more and took some pics. met up with rayshaun again and checked out parisa's new apartment. took her home. went back to dc, ate at THE DINER on U street. came home. 5:55, still awake. fix me.



What do people really think about you?
by Raven319
Name
Age
favorite song
Parents thinkYou're sleeping around
Strangers thinkYou're hot
Friends thinkYou're wonderful
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Date:2004-08-25 17:03
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i met with my boss today and he slapped a $500 wod of cash on the table as he gave me the specs. i havent even done any work for him yet, and that's just for conceptual drawings. dopeness.

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Date:2004-08-23 22:25
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i got the job.

$50 a page.

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Date:2004-08-17 03:56
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: crazy

a bum followed me again today. he was talking about politics, which means i wasn't listening. he was drinking an "energy" drink--smelled like beer. and had his pants half way down to prove he didn't have a knife. crazy people never leave me alone.

--it was good to chill with the clan this weekend too, mad drinking on friday night. ikes ass cleavage and throwing up was hilarious. yesterday we were driving around in noah's car and wondering what the fuck "that" smell was--GOD DAMN! we thought some trash leaked from taking it out earlier in the day, but mike found some three day old sea food that was left in the car...gross.

i have an interview at a starbucks in capital hill DC. it's a two level starbucks and i can't fuckin find it! me and rayshaun looked for it tonight but can't find it. the dude SAYS it's on pensilvania and third, but we didn't see it. i have to call this fucker back now jesus h fuckin christ. if you know where it is please let me know. anyways, later fuckers.

oh yea we got pulled over too, 25 above, but the cop let us go. awsomeness.

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Date:2004-08-07 07:24
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: always awake!

i went to the doctors today/ or yesterday/ but i haven't gone to sleep yet so it's still today to me...but yea so doc clarke says that the arch in the human spine is non-exsistant in mine. and also i have extreme muscle spazim all throughout my back; he says the muscles are so tense in the lower back that they are equivalent to metal rod implants. and the bones in my chest where the collar and the sternum meet shifted so that's why when i lean back my chest cracks like knuckles would. AND he said because of my posture, my shoulders are leaned foward is a result of when i use to lift weights. final diagnosis: i'm awsome that's what. he prescribed me some shit but i don't want to take them, i hate doctors and i hate medicine. and fuck that physical therapy shit he mentioned, out of the fuckin question.

*starbucks
**collateral
***rosslyn at 3am
****home at 4:something
*****check email
******phonecall at 5:11am
*******meet parisa @ Dennys at 6am
********home again at 7
*********NOW IM STILL AWAKE

oh yea: while me and al were in rosslyn taking pictures dot dot dot...on the way back to the car, we hear a scream around the corner from inside the metro station...we walk around the corner and it's some crazy homeless lady. she looks all scared and hustles away, but then she comes back and asks for a cigarrette. so i reach in my coat and she flinches and is like "oh shit i thought you were going to shoot me!" i'm like no, here's a cigarrette. she says good night and follows us to the escalater and says goodnight again. we leave laughing. fucking bums.



later fuckers.

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Date:2004-08-03 23:43
Subject:
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Mood: always angry.

this is the hottest fuckin summer ever! fuck i hate the sun so bad. i wish it was winter all the time and it was always night time. going to warped tour tomorrow...i'm dreading the fuckin heat of tomorrow, i hope it rains. i passed out in the fuckin sand the past two warped tours. but i have to go see rise against and avenged sevenfold. those are the only bands i really want to see, i could sleep through the rest of the shit which i'll prolly do. i chilled with teddy the other day, that mother fucker wouldn't eat any of the food camille gave me so i fed him junk food all day. cookies, grass, and chalupas. we get in the car and that mother fucker farted! it's all good cause he a cool fuckin dog. i didn't really like small dogs before but this fucker's a trip. i've been lookin around for some freelance art jobs cause i'll be damned if i go back to the mall again. i only have a year left of school and i'm getting kind of nervous about the finding a job thing, you know, one actually in my field of study. hopefully i don't have too hard of a time finding a job when i'm done with school. anywhos, later fuckers.

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Date:2004-07-20 16:10
Subject:
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Mood: accomplished

i don't remember too much of the party so that means it HAD to kick ass. i do know i was an asshole to anyone in my path and i'm damn proud of it too. liqour all night bitches!



fuck you.

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Date:2004-07-13 20:29
Subject:
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Cambodia

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Date:2004-06-21 23:38
Subject:
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Mood: crazy

i'm in singapore bitches and i havent pooped in 24 hours!

we'll be in cambodia in about 8 hours.


later fuckers.

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Date:2004-06-03 10:34
Subject:
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Mood: sick

what's crackin fuckers? tuesday was beast...dot dot dot
--skipped audio
*went to starbucks, jeff was working so me merv merritt got free frapiccinos! jeff went on break and then we pursuaded him to not go back. his last day was the next day anyways--if i knew my last day at work was tomorrow, it'd be today.
went to circle towers to skate and take pictures and we got in trouble within five minutes of us being there--fuckin dooshbags. they asked us to leave but we came back and played baseball instead. al and perissa met up with us and we headed to a small skatepark in vienna. skated that for a bit, no pics tho it was too dark by then. then we went to the tennis court and played tennis with skateboards and a wiffle bat--fuck rackets!
--went to hooters and told the waitress that it was perissa's birthday and she had to get up and hoola-hoop in front of the whole restaurant--we were all supporting her. went back to my place and chilled for a bit...got to dennys a little before 3am--chilled and talked about rediculous shit like how the cookie crumbles and how the spoon skoops. made fun of some fuckers who looked like they just came from the beach. had fun, hated on doosbags, and left at 5am. jeff and big P left around 7, took merv to the metro at 9, went to bed at 10am.
awsomeness.


(flashback-GA)
went to work with beefswellington--security at a mall. watched people with security cameras waiting for someone to beat up, drank beers, ordered pizza, watch gladiator on my laptop--awsome job.




whatever. out.

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Date:2004-05-17 05:10
Subject:
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fix me.

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Date:2004-05-16 04:55
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: angry

what's up fuckers. just got back from seeing H.I.M. not too long ago. tonight and last nights shows fuckin rocked. i was air guitarring and noticed some fat dude doin the same so i definately pushed him and then he gave me a high five. it was awsome. lot of mallcore fuckers there tho--man i hate fans, they're so stupid. i hate when people go see a band and they're wearing the fuckin t-shirt of the band they're seeing...fuckin dooshbags. actually alex did it too, it was funny.
--more drunk than i thought i was the other night, woke up at amphora's with a chicken sovlaki in front of me--it was damn good too. crushed some beers and the sparkiling wine that camille got me from italy...beastness.

(something i saw the other day incase i didn't tell you already)

me merv and diane were coming back from china town on the metro and the doors start to "doors closing" and some fucker--suit and tie type tries to superman his way through the closing doors. dot dot dot. totally didn't work. he gets caught in the doorway and finally shimmys through five minutes later but then his bag gets stuck. he's sittin there tuggin on it and shit and finally the doors open back up--but the thing is before the doors opened--some good simariten fucker on the outside was getting ready to boot the bag in...so when the door opens the suit-guy pulls his bag in and the guy on the outside totally full-force-kicks air and almost falls on his ass. i was makin fun of that guy the whole time until my stop came up. i was like "man this fucker must really want to be on time, he's punctual" and everybody on the train was laughing. then when i got off the train i banged on the glass and pointed to him as i walked away. i hate stupid people--but i love them too, who else would i make fun of.




later fuckers.

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Date:2004-04-13 03:54
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: aggravated

chitty chitty bang bang...
... mother fucker!

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Date:2004-04-12 02:19
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: hungry

the other night i was drunk (suprise suprise) and i went to take a piss sitting down so i wouldn't miss since i was drunk but my piece didn't quite make it into the toilet and i unknowingly pissed on the back of my leg. i took a shower. and it was awsome. i'm so cool.




--ROCK OUT WITH YER COCK OUT!!

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